Honestly, I liked The Hobbit better. After all, Gandalf never says "Great elephants!" in the Fellowship, and who doesn't love a book where old wizards say "Great Elephants!"?
Anyway, that's not the point of this post. Like in The Hobbit, the ending...draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagged a little bit. And, Tolkien didn't quite have a grasp on using commas effectively.
Oh well.
However, Middle-earth is a grand creation: dramatic views, figures from antiquity mentioned only in songs and legends, the classic struggle between good and evil, and if you call in the next five minutes, we'll include a free SHAMWOW!
Maybe not.
But that would be cool. If ShamWow had been around, Tolkien would have bought it.
I know he would have.
Hello, what are you doing here? What a waste of time. You could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
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